So I went to my very first interview today in 8 years… while it went really well I feel like I really didn’t communicate well to my potential employer what he might be taking on with me… here is my list of requirements for a position:
· Must have plenty of “downtime” after all I need time to post on Facebook and my blog… my fans need me!
· Loosely enforced dress code… if I want to roll in with jeans and a tank top on, you should just appreciate the spectacular view of my rack you are probably going to get all day
· A high end single serve coffee pot is a must have… I need the afternoon pick me up or else you will be pestered for trips to Starbucks… consider yourself warned
· Dual computer monitors so I can watch TV and have Facebook email up at the same time
· Space for my hot pink mirror and hot pink I-pod speakers, a girl needs her own personal touches!
· Absolutely no manual labor… these are not the hands of someone who moves things for a living!
· Be ready to agree with me or run the risk of getting the horns… I’ve tried to tell people you mess with the bull enough it’s going to happen, not sure why people don’t believe me
· About 2 hours of the day I will be engaged in catching up with my girlfriends on the phone, sorry if someone calls that’s what voicemail is for
· Pretty much free reign of any office situations… I like to be top dog
Hope all my potential employers are fans of mine so they can get the rules down now!
Also P.S. if you don’t believe any of this list is true you can call my old boss who despite any of the above still misses me terribly J
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